Funnel Runners Achievements - All 35 and the Ten Named

Funnel Runners tracks 35 achievements on Steam. Ten of them are published with names in the store data, and the names lean on the game's own vocabulary of storms, vans and first-day disasters rather than on a hidden story.

How many achievements the game tracks

The count comes from the store page, and it is the same figure in the store data behind it. With one platform listed, there is no second number to reconcile.

Item	Published value
Achievements	35 total
Named in the store data	10
Hidden among the named ten	0
Stats	Tagged on the listing
Cloud saves	Tagged

The ten names the store data publishes

The subset Steam exposes reads like a set of jokes about the job, from being blown somewhere unexpected to failing on day one.

• Mary Poppins
• Bulls Eye
• Electric Friendship
• Benjamin, Who?
• Tire-d
• Dead? Me?
• First Day Fail
• Worst Mechanic
• First Day Star
• Energy Drunk

Several of those point at things the store text describes, such as being swept up by the wind or repairing the van badly. That is a reading of the names, not a published mapping, so no unlock condition is stated here.

What the achievement names suggest

The names that are public are all short and colloquial, and several are puns on the job rather than on the storm. That tone matches the store text, which treats a doomed city with a certain amount of humour even while the tornado is described as lethal.

It also means the named subset is not a guide to the hardest unlocks. Nothing in the ten names suggests a difficulty order, and no completion percentage or rarity is published.

The other twenty-five are unnamed in public data

Twenty-five of the 35 achievements have no readable name in the store data we captured. Steam publishes a highlighted subset rather than the complete table, and it does not expose unlock conditions, point values or descriptions for either the named ten or the remaining twenty-five.

Because there is no official list, this page does not guess at the missing names. A page that named all 35 would be working from something other than the store listing, and this site only writes from the official listing and the store data behind it.

Early Access and what a full clear means here

The game is sold as an Early Access title, and the listing says nothing about how achievements will behave as development continues: no note about additions, removals or resets.

That uncertainty is worth stating plainly for anyone planning a completion run. The count of 35 is accurate for the listing as captured on 2026-10-06, and it is the only figure the official page gives.

Where to go next

The rating schemes that sit alongside the achievements are on Features, the systems behind the unlock names are on How It Plays, and the launch state is on Launch & Demo.